sausage fest

A party where many men sit around hoping for someone else to call call girls from their cell phones, when in fact none of them know any hot women. Usually, they end up participating in drunk masturbation on the internet when they get back to their dorm/apartment.
"Man, this is a total sausage fest. I'm just gonna drink my coors light and beat of to broadband porno."
by Brandon October 21, 2004
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sausage-wallet

"Good heavens, Lady Pimbleshire! That is the biggest sausage-wallet I've ever laid eyes upon!"
by Lee Henman April 01, 2003
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Pickeled Sausage

To engage in sexual relations with a woman and instead of taking a shower afterward leaving the place of relations and meeting another woman to have her preform oral relations on you.
I just gave this skank a pickeled sausage and she didnt even notice!
by Khronepsis May 09, 2011
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sausage party

a mostly male gathering, if there are females present, they are usually taken (spoiled) or are not worthy of attention (rotten)
what a lame party! tottally sausage. well there was a rotten meat taco with extra cheese, but who hasent eaten that tonight?
by sassette March 25, 2003
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SAUSAGE PARTY

n. a social event that is comprised virtually of all males that includes sexual overtones.
by reptiles October 04, 2002
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sausage pocket

A vagina or brown eye aka an ASS.
Dude i put my dick in her sausage pocket.
by Robert Parker January 03, 2004
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sausage nips

A set of nipples characterized by their resemblance to breakfast sausage links.
As Kathleen taught the class, the cool draft blew through causing her sausage nips to poke out of her faux silk blouse.
by Sallys March 22, 2006
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