mumflepig

When someone eat an orange but can't swallow it because they have a baby's food down their throat.

Doctor: what seems to be the problem
Man: mumflepig

by Deansdoid February 12, 2017

muffed down

When a lesbian gets fucked hard by another lesbian

Ellen really got muffed down by Portia last night.

by El_phantasmo April 20, 2017

muffeans

Cupcakes made with cum

KoroSensei laughed as you guessed the correct secret ingredient of the muffeans he made himself, "Delicious right?" He asked you. You lay there, chained to to bed as you spit out the muffean on his face.

by JJ STYLE!~~!~!~!~!!~!~!~!~!~! July 3, 2017

Muffens

A Great Minecraft PvPer Everyone calls him Godly or Trash. He has fanbois and haters

Yo its muffens

by JeffTheJeff April 19, 2018

Muffed

Verb "Muffed"

"Man, I face planted and ate carpet, I was so muffed."

by Mr.Fr33man September 5, 2017

Murfle

When you motorboat a girls vagina

I murfled her and she started laughing.

by Cuckerspaniel December 26, 2018

Muffling

Stroking your pussy on somebodies unconcious body/ face

Oh shit suesens muffling debra again

Phone the po po

by Sticky white socks February 9, 2019