Moist Signature 

Creepier alternative to "Wet Signature," used to designate an ink signature vs. a digital or e-signature.

I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?

Moist Signature by JonCoinedIt December 9, 2023

moist signature 

When you have to sign on paper, in ink, not just do an e-signature. A "real" signature.

You have to take that document to a notary and get a moist signature.
I gotta get a moist signature on that contract.

moist signature by JonCoinedIt December 24, 2023

Moist Signature 

A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.

I have to actually go into the bank. They need a moist signature to close my account.

Moist Signature by JonCoinedIt January 16, 2024

Moist bridge collapse 

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.

Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse

Moist bridge collapse by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

Moist jerry

You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.

Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.

Moist jerry by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

Moist Scoop 

When you take a drink of water or oth ght before you dry scoop prework out

I'm READY I Just Moist Scooped Assassin V7 Im Feeling Pumped

Moist Scoop by PseudonymNotRequired August 3, 2024

Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.

I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse

Moist Mouse by The Wyatt Fan Club August 12, 2024