Mega Deuce

The act of dropping a massive shit in the toilet causing the temporary suction of all oxygen from your bathroom, followed by an immense reverse flow of toilet water to shoot out of every faucet in the house and piss your mom off.

MOM-"Tim what the fuck is going on is that an earthquake that just happened? All the faucets in the house are shooting water and making noise"

Tim- " Nah mom, chill the fuck out, I was just dropping a mega deuce in the bathroom. Now call a plumber bitch"

by Jokerofdeception October 28, 2008

mega culpa

An apology for a big-time screw-up (from the Latin "mea culpa" for "my fault"). You would not issue a "mega culpa" for eating the last doughnut in the employee lounge, but for offenses such as, but not limited to, robbing a bank, knocking up your sister-in-law, being expelled from school for running an opium den in the boiler room, etc.

"Did you hear Michael Vick's mega culpa after he pleaded guilty to bankrolling that dogfighting operation?"

by Lord Zoltar September 3, 2007

Mega Charizard

The same as a normal charizard, but this time you put the girls hair on fire, not only the pubes.

Mega Charizard gonna flame yo ass.

by CrabsOnStick October 6, 2013

Megamind

When you're fucking a girl and you're about to cum so you turn her around and jam the tip of your cock in her nose and blow your load. thus recreating the final scene of megamind.

Guy 1: so i was fucking my girlfriend last night and i got the weird urge to tunr her around and cum in her nose.

Guy 2: so you megaminded her?

by macmnd January 8, 2018

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE

This Police force is the ultimate Police force in the universe. Using their Super Happy powers, they can kill everyone just by using their utter higher state of wapness.

They operate around the clock to fend off people who are breaking the law (according to their standards). This includes beating up korean people, hitting chinese people, or throwing japanese people through windows.

English person: Hey you dumb chinky, how about you stfu? *punches*:

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: OK THATS FUCKING IT, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME SUPER HAPPY POWER!! *unleashes rainbow attack*

English person: AHHHHHH!!!!! *dies*

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: HAR HAR! THE DAY IS SAVED LZO! ^___^ SUPER HAPPY ME....*gets run over by lorry, dies*

by cloud March 12, 2005

mega

very or extremely.

That pic of us was mega cute.
We are qoinq to have mega fun toniqht.

by MissAirdnolaj July 13, 2009

mega virgin

A person who is so enveloped in a hobby or fad that they have no time to pursue basic needs. These basic needs include bathing, exercise, fresh air, and procreating.

Jack missed work, again, to play World of Warcraft! He sure is a mega virgin.

by Raquel Wallace May 22, 2008