Milpty Moopty

a sad cow with no milk

"oh look at'der goofy lookin milpty moopty"

by tacobacochalko March 23, 2021

Milftard

Horniest mf ever

'did you see milftards new video?'

'yeah that boy needs some huh'

by little33bits March 24, 2021

Miertag

A dumbass

Just Miertag (made by miertag as a joke)

by Miertag April 20, 2021

Militant

He is a random bob who plays on unofficial ark servers who is scared of official ark servers because they are too difficult

NightWolfG6mer1: look it’s the bob....militant

by NightWolfG6mer1 May 16, 2021

Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl

My dad is a military dad

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

military madness

san antonio craziest car/truck meet host . nun munch to say here unless ill be snitching 😂

Her. did you go to that crazy ass meet last nite
Him. you must be talking about military madness.!!

by 210unknown August 23, 2021

Milktating

When the nipples of a human are leaking milk.

Milktating for your child is necessary to get the required nutrients from your hooman milk.

by AsherLasher August 25, 2021