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Premature mickulation

Whenever you jump the gun and try to be a hero for anything going and make a dogs dinner of it.
Guy 1. Is this wrong?

Guy2. Yes I found it and I will let everybody know.

Guy 1 ok but it's fine though

Guy 2. Oh I told everybody already

Guy 1 sounds like you suffered from premature mickulation
by Crazysteve April 5, 2017
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Sticky Mickey

When you bust in your hand and slap someone on the back and it look like mickey mouse
Jack: *Hits Ough with a sticky mickey*
Ough: "Fuck jack why the hell did you hit me with a sticky mickey you cunt"
by nutterinherbutter March 13, 2021
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sticky mickey

To ejaculate into ones hand and then presume to slap someone in the face with the semen soaked hand.
Did you see Jason give Sara a sticky mickey in the hallway in school yesterday!
by Cartelan April 26, 2014
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MickeyMoose

A person named Michaela with a moose like thing to them. Usually found on chat sites.
Michaela has joined chat
Heidi: Mickeyyyy
MD: Mooooosee

^ wahey, MickeyMoose
by Batman(: May 27, 2009
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Mickey Mouse

A cartoon mouse from the late 1920s made by Walt Disney. First appearence was in 'Steamboat Willie' and his fame still goes on. He is the main mascot for Disney and can be seened pretty much everywhere. Has a girlfriend/wife named Minnie Mouse (Short for Minerva) He has other friends named Donald Duck, Goofy, Daisy, and etc. Has a pet dog named Pluto which is also his best friend.
by A yellow xitch June 1, 2018
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Beam Mickelson

A ridiculously stout alcoholic mixed drink made with 10 oz. of Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey, 2 oz. of Coca-Cola® Classic, and lots of ice. Most commonly consumed by alcoholics while watching Phil Mickelson win the Masters.
- Dude, did you see the Masters?
- Sort of. I drank four Beam Mickelsons and passed out after Tiger double-bogied 13. What happened?
- Dude...
by Red D April 2, 2008
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Mickayla

Girl who makes her audience believe she is a strong believer of God. Mickaylas are good at losing weight. They may even steal boyfriend. These girls can be very good friends- just always watch your back!
Carrie: My boyfriend broke up with me for Mickayla!
John: Probably because she lost all that weight

Carrie: still makes her a whore
by Nicolol72 October 15, 2013
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