To ejaculate into ones hand and then presume to slap someone in the face with the semen soaked hand.
by Cartelan April 26, 2014
A clumsy person, often making mistakes or breaking things. A person who in spite of constant effort toward betterment or otherwise rewarding behavior will consistantly find themself the brunt of negative coincidence or alternatively failing to achieve their goals. An individual beset by a strange series of unfortunate incidents.
by Patrickw October 02, 2006
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