loose meat sandwich

With a group of 4 of more, select the person with the largest ass to serve as the sandwich bun. Then, layer as many flaccid penises between the cheeks as will fit to create the loose meat sandwich. For flavor, drizzle the sandwich with secret sauce. Hint: The secret sauce is jizz.

Whenever I'm in Iowa, I like to indulge in a giant loose meat sandwich, preferably with secret sauce.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018

Matos

A different way to describe a mate. Combination of the word mate and the letters 'o' and 's'.

You're my favourite matos.

by Anon101222 February 9, 2013

beat my meat

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

by anymnos 123 December 16, 2007

meat port

Any orifice on a male or female able to accept a penetrating organ or object. (eg. mouth, vagina, anus, folds of flab on a fatty, etc)

Generally used by fucktards who work in computer related professions.

"Hey Milton, check out the meat ports on Leon. I sure would enjoy giving him a chili dog with everything on it!"

by psychod@d February 19, 2005

meat kick

When one person (male or female) takes their leg and uses a strong force of energy to smash it into another person's (male) private area. This hurts a lot so try to avoid from it happening to you.

"If you don't shut up i'm gonna meat kick you as hard as I can."

by dean and jordan June 18, 2006

Meat fife

That dirty piece of man-meat dangling betwixt your legs.

Barrett, stop being such a meat fife.

by p m s January 8, 2009

meat duff

A term coined by Australian sailors for a large piece of red meat (usually a full steak or several slices of roast) that are eaten as a dessert during the main meal of the day.

I just had two serves of meat duff and now I am as full as a WRAN in a maneating contest.

by Irish471 August 25, 2008