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Looby Lobster 

The act of when a person with a lobster fetish prepares to insert a fresh lobster into an anus. However, to insert the lobster, the person must loob up the lobster in order to insert the lobster into the anus.
Before Abdul could speak a word, the love of his life spoke four words he has been waiting for for 25 years: "Let's do Looby Lobster tonight".
Looby Lobster by 100%communism February 1, 2019
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Red Lobster 

A household chain restaurant specializing in seafood dishes that will surely satiate the appetite of any hungry human who has the palate of a sewer rat.
We went on a date to Red Lobster Friday night and ate 3 baskets of cheddar biscuits and an appetizer of calamari.
Red Lobster by Fane Jonda February 2, 2021

Butter my lobster 

1. To tilt thine wrist so that the utensil carrying the liquefied dairy product will fall graciously and cascade onto to the delightfully cooked crustacean.
Waiter, could you please butter my lobster.
Butter my lobster by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014

steamy hot lobster 

idk its like a lobster that's steamy and hot
"damn that's such a steamy hot lobster."

Aerodynamics of a lobster 

Aerodynamics is a branch of physics and describes how air behaves when in motion and how air acts on objects that are in motion in it. The aerodynamics of a lobster is truly fascinating considering that it has little to no red in it.

It's interesting, isn't it? I mean, I do not know how other people feel but you obviously find it interesting since you decided to look it up here.
Hey, have you heard about the Aerodynamics of a lobster?

Yeah I sure have, the most interesting part is the head since there is little to no re-
We know, Daniel we know...

rock lobster 

what retarded people think is just a song by the B-52's. It's a boner!
I will fuck you with my rock lobster.
rock lobster by BettaThanYou May 12, 2008

Colon Lobster 

1.Its Like Crabs But In Ur Ass.
2.Its what u get after letting a gay guy put a gerbil in ur ass.
3.ur mom
Omg David you are such a Colon lobster!
Colon Lobster by Ass goblin 420 August 22, 2009