Laprasgasm

Noun - A specific image of Lapras, a popular character from the game series pokemon, that looks like its in the middle of an orgasm
Synonyms -
larprasejactuation, a fucking disgrace to humanity

"God fucking damn it, Honke posted laprasgasm, again, get the damn flamethrower"

by Honke April 10, 2022

premium laptop

Someone who is an absolute weapon and should be avoided at all costs

*Reuben dabs*
*Luke whips*
*Lucas* you two are absolute premium laptops

by Longdong11 September 24, 2017

Dell Laptop

Dell Inspiron. The Dell Inspiron (/ˈɪnspɪrɒn/ IN-spirr-on, stylized as inspiron) is a computer product line produced by Dell as a range of affordable laptop computers, desktop computers and all-in-one computers.

Wow, let's buy a Dell Laptop!!!

by DictionaryWifi February 18, 2019

Just Using Their Laptops

A lie told to superiors when being caught in flagrante delicto, especially the act of sexual intercourse. From the recent Northwest Airline escapade.

Jim and John were just using their laptops to review quarterly performance figures.

by Edwin Havisham October 26, 2009

Lapis Lazuli

Sexiest Gem in Steven Universe

She was trapped in a mirror
And it couldn't be clearer »
She wanted to leave this place
And get herself back in space »
And Dad, you might think she's a criminal »
But her friendship comes through subliminal »
Lapis Lazuli, you fled into the bottom of the sea »
Lapis Lazuli, you were so mad, but then you came around to me »

by 74M3NUMB3RS October 16, 2019

Female Lapper

An erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tas gives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. Usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves titty grabbing and girl-on-girl action.

Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.

Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.

by Buttons February 16, 2005

Laptop

A small portable computer used mainly for pornography

i love my laptop, it's mobile porn

by arman patatanyan September 28, 2013