Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

lanclos

A man who sticks the excess ball sack skin in his butt hole and then proceeds to walk around with shit stained balls.

dude are you lanclosing right now

by theomni June 6, 2014

lancelyn

A lancelyn is someone who is shy sweet and when she comes out of her shell is super crazy fun flirty and spontaneous. She is super gorgeous and not one to mess with. A lancelyn is also filled with a lot of emotions . If you piss a wild lancelyn off the claws will come out!!! She laughs every five seconds, super love able and adorable!!!

Lancelyn says the following:

Zzaamm bae!!!!!

Oohhhh it's my song!!!!

...or nahhh???

by Barbee_official June 18, 2014

Lancing

Extreme steepening of nipples/extreme fit of dress. Also used when butt is showing out.

I just saw my mate lancing.

by Mutate June 24, 2015

Lance

Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back

Hugo from the looney toons is a total Lance

by Arron17 November 24, 2016

Lancerbye

Modified computer integrated system. AI characteristic and enhanced level of human interface engineering.

Lancerbye hacked my account. Watch out!

by Johhny the lemon furry March 11, 2017

Lancaster

A small town in Wisconsin where everybody hates it and pretends they don't so nobody leaves. There are more bars and churches than anything else. With five restaurants and one movie theater that only gets movies that are sold on dvd there is aproximately nothing to do except go to the football game, which is all anyone really cares about.

Stranger: Where do you live?
Person:Lancaster
Stranger:In Pennsylvania?

Person: No
Stranger:ohhh, california?

Person:No! Wisconsin! We're in Wisconsin!

Stranger:I don't know where that is

Person:it's by platteville. *proceeds to show them the placement in Wi using their hand as a Wi shape*

by ILoveStar April 20, 2017