lanclos

A man who sticks the excess ball sack skin in his butt hole and then proceeds to walk around with shit stained balls.

dude are you lanclosing right now

lanclos by theomni June 6, 2014

landlosise 

where a vampire decides it is in their best interest to keyboard smash something pronounceable

The landlosise was so immaculate that the girl sounded it out before she was bitten for her -O blood.

landlosise by vapiremother May 27, 2023

Landloser 

A landloser is would generally be known as a landlord, if they upheld the responsibilities of upkeep that owning a property requires, aside from collecting rent. They will use every trick in the book to avoid said responsibilities, and are high skilled in finding ways to evade their responsibilities. Oftentimes, they gaslight their tenants into accepting responsibility for what they are legally and ethically responsible for.

Our Landlosers didn't plow the snow after a storm and now i'm in the emergency room because I slipped and fell and cannot work anymore.

The Landlosers allowed the plumbing to leak for years and now we have permanent structural damage to the building.

How come every winter, the heat never works, and in the summer the air conditioning never works, I'm so sick of these Landlosers, and I cannot feel my fingers.

Why would the landlosers put a 5amp breaker for the kitchen? The breaker flips if I even try and toast a measly piece of bread in the morning. I thought our landloser was a master electrician?

Landloser by GerkMcjerkin February 16, 2025