jesus h. tap-dancing christ

an exclamation used by jake in the blues brothers, better than saying jesus fucking christ

Rev. Cleophus: "Do you seee the light?!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"

by alobymaxowitz December 1, 2006

big butter jesus

best type of jesus, off i-75 in ohio, jesus really is fucking huge, and looks like buttter.

Big Butter Jesus

Sweet Creamy Jesus

by Lukis November 13, 2006

jesus tittyfucking christ

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.

Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir

by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b November 9, 2007

jesus le penis

An exclamation used when you have nothing better to say.

Jesus le penis, my pencil just broke

by bootycallme May 4, 2010

Jesus Jail

Being trapped with your family because of a Christ-related holiday. Most typically Christmas.

Chris: "Hey, are we playing Halo tomorrow night?"
John: "I wish. Tomorrow's Christmas Eve so I'll be stuck in Jesus Jail."

by Clover101 January 23, 2011

Jesus Dick

Getting an erection after busting, and your penis "died" but rises again.

"Man, I had already came twice, but I looked at that booty again and got Jesus dick."

by TheLittleEngine October 28, 2015

raving with jesus

Overdosing on club drugs etc., therefore dying and going to heaven to roll with Jesus.

- I told Julie not to do that last line.
- It's OK, man. She's raving with Jesus now.

by hayzeussss January 7, 2011