What people, usually millennials or Gen Zers, say on social media to pretend that their dead relative has social media and will see someone wishing them a happy birthday. Used a significant cry for attention, usually to pretend that all the people commenting on said post actually give a flying fuck about their relative’s corpse, when, in reality, it is the equivalent to wearing a shirt that says “Give Me Attention and Pity So I Feel Good About My Poor Life”.
Oh grandma died 6 years ago and it’s her birthday today :( Oh wait! I know what to do! *looks up random photo of grandma* *posts on social media* Happy Heavenly Birthday Grandma, miss you everyday!
*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!
*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 27, 2023
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This term applies to women, and refers to the gold mine in which most men try so hard to acquire. The opponent of the "Black Hole", or anus.
Jack was voraciously polishing Lisa's Heavenly Gates.
While happily eating Mary's heavenly gates, Allen was oblivious to the nefarious Black Hole which would soon rear it's ugly head.
While happily eating Mary's heavenly gates, Allen was oblivious to the nefarious Black Hole which would soon rear it's ugly head.
by Benal Patrol Overlord February 26, 2008
Get the Heavenly Gates mug.It is a sex position where the man finishes in a girl's anus. Then proceeds to lift her up and at a slight angle till the cum from her anus flows back out then drips into the males mouth. It will take some practice, and it isn't a bad thing to have a history of weight lifting.
by Dr. Lollipop October 16, 2008
Get the Heavenly Chimney mug.Heaven She is a wonderful, Gorgous,And a loyal friend u can always count on her and you can tell her anything and she won’t judge you or tell anybody.Once you look in her eyes you won’t want to look always she the best/amazing person you’ll ever meet!
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by MilaYork.Yo December 21, 2017
Get the Heaven mug.Certain religions, including certain sects of Judaism, Islam, even Christianity speak of God preferring men to maintain a beard. This is what is being referred to here.
My inherent racist tendencies and your Heaven-may-care grooming and make me believe you are a a terrorist sympathizer.
by Wow_Really December 7, 2018
Get the Heaven-May-Care Grooming mug.Waking up continous through the night and having sex. From the realization that your laying next to a prize attractive woman. A state of euphoria derived from the knowledge of tricking a woman into bed who is of much higher class.
by RJ September 4, 2004
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