someone not as stupid as anyone who has posted for this word, god doesn't exist..great, stop bitching about it and move on with life you little wannabe rebellious teenage fags
by damn June 7, 2003
Get the Godmug. 1. The omnipotent super power who exists in all things of creation who enjoys totally screwing up my life until I complain and call him a b@stard and will then give me the inspiration and genius to correct it.
2. Also the creater of a bunch of illiterate b@stards who: can't type, spell, proof read, think for themselves, read his words and figure out on there own what he means, need spoon-fed by other morons the simple(but often wrong) facts, refuse to blame him for the bad because of fear, just sit at a computer and b!tch, and are generally sacks of worthless $hit....
3. The only real thing that should be feared.
2. Also the creater of a bunch of illiterate b@stards who: can't type, spell, proof read, think for themselves, read his words and figure out on there own what he means, need spoon-fed by other morons the simple(but often wrong) facts, refuse to blame him for the bad because of fear, just sit at a computer and b!tch, and are generally sacks of worthless $hit....
3. The only real thing that should be feared.
1. GOD!! What the fu<k is the deal, you di<k?!? Oh, I see... Nevermind the whole di<k thing...
2. If I were God, he wouldn't exist.
3. Uh, sorry about that di<k thing in the first example dude. I was just proving a point.
2. If I were God, he wouldn't exist.
3. Uh, sorry about that di<k thing in the first example dude. I was just proving a point.
by I'mGoingToHellForThis August 14, 2003
Get the Godmug. "hey ash wat do u think god is like?"
"oh i dunno ive always seen him as the big friendly giant in the sky"
"ooooooook then"
"oh i dunno ive always seen him as the big friendly giant in the sky"
"ooooooook then"
by unknown007 September 19, 2005
Get the Godmug. The Almighty Power, believed to be real by most religions, not by most scientists. Really, no one will ever know if he's real or not. Also (In Genesis 1) God creates the Heavens and the Universe, and all the animals and plants according to their kinds. Then he also makes humans. 2 humans, Adam and Eve, but Eve was tempted by the Devil to take a fruit from the "Tree of Good and Evil", which he gave to Adam, whom of which ate, thus bringing sin into the World. (God had told Adam and Eve not to eat from only that Tree). God also is supposed to come back for "The Rapture", and take all Christians back up with him, and banish all the non-followers, or "Atheists", to MANY years of suffering. Just read the book, "Left Behind" to understand more.
by Cody. May 15, 2008
Get the Godmug. by BigDaddy600 June 7, 2013
Get the Godmug. God, Godhead, God the Father: It is generally the Father, or Elohim, who is referred to by the title God. He is called the Father because he is the father of our spirits. God the Father is the supreme ruler of the universe. He is all powerful, all knowing, and everywhere present through his Spirit. Mankind has a special relationship to God that sets man apart from all other created things: men and women are God’s spirit children.
God the Son: The God known as Jehovah is the Son, Jesus Christ. Jesus works under the direction of the Father and is in complete harmony and at one ment with him. All mankind are his brothers and sisters, for he is the eldest of the spirit children of Elohim. Some scripture references refer to him by the word God. For example, the scripture says that “God created the heaven and the earth” (Gen. 1: 1), but it was actually Jesus who was the Creator under the direction of God the Father. The Holy Ghost is also a God and is called the Holy Spirit, the Great White Spirit, the Spirit of God, etc.
God the Son: The God known as Jehovah is the Son, Jesus Christ. Jesus works under the direction of the Father and is in complete harmony and at one ment with him. All mankind are his brothers and sisters, for he is the eldest of the spirit children of Elohim. Some scripture references refer to him by the word God. For example, the scripture says that “God created the heaven and the earth” (Gen. 1: 1), but it was actually Jesus who was the Creator under the direction of God the Father. The Holy Ghost is also a God and is called the Holy Spirit, the Great White Spirit, the Spirit of God, etc.
And thus there shall be the reckoning of the time of one planet above another, until thou come nigh unto Kolob, which Kolob is after the reckoning of the Lord’s time unto the throne of God, to govern all those planets which belong to the same border as that upon which thou standest.
by vinelord March 20, 2010
Get the Godmug. Praised by those who can admit imperfection and realize there is something greater than themselves.
Resented and often mocked by those who are arrogant enough to believe that they have no faults.
Also the religious answer to creation. scientsts believe the big bang theory disproves any god.
Resented and often mocked by those who are arrogant enough to believe that they have no faults.
Also the religious answer to creation. scientsts believe the big bang theory disproves any god.
Q: Say that the big bang theory is 100% accurate, it cannot disprove god because WHO THE FUCK CAUSED THE BIG BANG
A: God
A: God
by Why tell you who i am? March 2, 2009
Get the Godmug.