goober

Normally seen as a generally hot man. A type of man to get all the gross, stinky, yucky, icky, and smelly women and none of the cute boys :sad_face:. Type of man to continuously love someone, even though that someone consistently cheats on goober with his daughter.
Poor goober, Hope he’s doing alr.”
by GOOBPUNK October 05, 2021
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by JohnsonvilleSausage July 16, 2021
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Goober

Someone who is silly in a cute manner, often used to depict the clumsy dumbsy side of adorable

Can also just be someone who doesn’t take many things seriously because of definition above
Just a lil’ goober doing his lil’ goobery things.

Goober: *blep*
by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023
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(A goob) making a mistake that could have been easily avoided, (goober) is someone who ´´goobs´´ a lot.
He is such a goober he could´ve easily avoided that.
by fvntvzy May 31, 2023
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A "Goober" is a word used to describe a straight person who is obsessed with gay and/or lesbian adult content. The large majority of people who fall under this category can also be described as "lazy" "slobs" and/or "useless to society."
"My brother is such a goober, all he does is sit in his room all day with the door locked!"
by PeppiTQM October 08, 2023
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I kinder way to call someone stupid.
person 1: you're such a goober
person 2: no I'm not!
by somegoober October 08, 2023
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A polite way of calling some one a fuckwit; in a mire chreky but meaningful way
Mate can you stop being a goober we are trying to work here”
by Cheeky nana June 10, 2018
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