Urban Dictionary: Definitions by skeptiql

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I'm really sorry if you're feeling down. I hope you have a better day <3

P1: i'm sad :(
P2: don't worry, it'll be okay
P1: :)

:( by skeptiql April 10, 2026

A sometimes derogatory term used to describe someone from the Eastern United States, especially someone from New York City.

P1: As a certified Yankee, I can confirm that this "authentic New york pizza" is absolute bullshit.

Yankee by skeptiql January 8, 2026

Spongebob: "I'M A GOOFY GOOBER"
Everyone else in existence: "ROCK!"

Goofy Goober by skeptiql December 20, 2025

A superior variation of the phrase "anywho". Can be used in any situation that "anywho" can be used in, but is usually the better option.

*After an awkward scenario*

P1: Anywhom, did you hear about Jayden Daniels' injury?

Anywhom by skeptiql November 8, 2025

Something that UrbDic(k) wants you to buy so damn much that they put an ad for one after every single fucking word.

P1: Why the fuck does UrbDic want me to buy their godforsken mugs so much?!

Mug by skeptiql November 8, 2025