God

Shrek

Shrek is god

by Ddyssigsyosiysiysiydidyiufcuii November 18, 2019

God

something that may or may not exist and is being overwhelmed by millions of wishes every second, and just needs a break.

misinformed person: (asks god for everything on earth and help 24/7)
me: "Jeez dude give him a break"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

God

שֶׁלִי
אַבָּא

לִי; שיזניט קדוש זה אבא שלי
רגואל: לא זה אלוהים God

by shickhydrocutme October 29, 2020

God

A lot of people's imaginary friend.

If an adult has an imaginary friend, their mad. If lots of people believe, it's called believing in God.

by Atheist101 May 11, 2021

god

Joshua Hong

No further explanation is needed

"god is definitely a man and his name is Joshua Hong - user KIHYUNCOOCHIE on twitter"

by Coochielick3r69 October 4, 2019

God

A being that Vapes to create what humans call "clouds" or "fog". Strong stoner type that creates wild ass things.

Mason: how are clouds made?
Mom: God vaping son. He is the VAPE GOD.
Mason: what if there are no clouds out?
Mom: God's got one hella of a nicotine buzz

by Kidrain97 October 17, 2018

God

Chuck Norris:
1. Brought light.
2. Brought life.
3. Brought a roundhouse kick to the face.

None needed. It's Chuck Norris. GOD.

by Grind Graves January 4, 2008