Embred Fucktard

a dumb ass head from alabama an embred fucktard usually drives a honda, vapes, and fucks his cousin. the dumb shit liped assbags are found in the methlab fucking there blood cousins.

wow look at that embred fucktard braxton

by TheBigStoner420 December 3, 2018

vanilla fucktard

A Yelper who lacks experience in the world of BDSM and kink, yet tries to give the impression that they know a lot about these subjects.

This vanilla fucktard in Yelp Talk just referenced "50 Shades of Grey," and there wasn't a hint of irony in her voice.

by PoppyLand December 19, 2012

Fucktard

A generic Insult.. often used in Conjuction with other words...

That guy is such a Shitty McFuckTard...

by Omega May 7, 2003

fucktard

supporters of KMT, people who are fond of the color blue and horses, people who are proud of their unwillingness to use their brain

I want to vote for Ma!

Are you a fucktard?

by inspiration October 9, 2007

fucktard

You. Yes, you. Don't worry, I know you can't help it.

You my friend, are a bit of a fucktard.

by Moist. July 6, 2007

fucktard contest

A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.

I went to the fucktard contest today... I laughed my fucking ass off!

by Assholes Inc. September 18, 2003

fucktard contest

Formally referred to in business as a group of people who participate in a "committee". The "committee" is usually formed by someone who appears to be in charge, but is incapable of making a decision on his own.

Since there is more than one opinion, then we should have a "committee" fucktard contest to make an intelligent decision on the matter. Do I have any other volunteers fucktards who wish to join this "committee"fucktard contest?

Me: I vote that Dick be the head that committee.
Boss: Great idea! Do I have a second?
Chris: Yes, I second that Dick is the perfect candidate for that position on the committee.
Dick: I'll do my best to be the best head of committees that this department has ever seen.

by PeeOn January 5, 2008