fucked the nanny

made a stupid mistake, or a great blunder

Jimmy: I got another speeding ticket.
Bob: wow, Jimmy you really fucked the nanny on that one.

Jake: My wife is divorcing me and taking everything.
Elwood: What did you do? Fuck the Nanny?

by MnJack December 27, 2009

Butt-Fucked in the Face

To have served, for at least two years, on active duty, at Minot Air Force Base, as a Security Forces Member.

Or

To be so brutally and forwardly 'fucked over' by another person or persons that your face is no longer your face, but your ass.

"Hey, didn't you serve up in Minot at Minot Air Force Base?"

"Yeah, I was butt-fucked in the face for three years."

by Muckwarrior September 14, 2009

Money Fucked

When you make an investment and it doesn't turn out so you have less money than you did before. (screwed over with money)

CS Player 1 "I bought an AWP in last round and died, now I don't have enough money to buy a gun this round."
CS Player 2 "You got money fucked"

by caffeineTX May 7, 2011

please fuck me daddy

idk why im writing this but its when somone is having sex and the woman says daddy cuz its sexy or somthin

oh, daddy, please fuck me daddy

by im a fucking hoe March 15, 2022

Auto-fucked

When you're texting someone and the auto-correct makes you look stupid by putting in a completely different word than the one you wanted.

Person 1: I want ur cum
Person 2: what? I thought we ended our fuck-buddy period...
Person 1: i meant RUM you asshole! i keep getting auto-fucked!! eff you iphone.

by uneazy-e January 5, 2011

Fuck me Jesus

(1) A really bad turn of events. In addition to the established 'Fuck me' which denotes a bad turn of events, 'Fuck me Jesus' emphasizes a greater deal of anguish and bad luck, some would say on a biblical level. The beginnings of a holy shitfest.

(2) A girl making love to someone named Jesús (Spanish) and can't get over the fact that his name in English is Jesus.

Dude 1: "Hey, are we OK with the math exam? Does someone know we had a copy beforehand?"

Dude 2: "You are fucking kidding me, right?! Didn't you hear they caught us on the security cameras sneaking into the teacher's room."

Dude 1: "Oh! Damn! Fuck me Jesus!"

by maxi215 September 7, 2012

Fucked

Brexit. That's literally all I have to say as a definition.

Teacher: "Now, who knows what Brexit is?"
Student: "I do! Brexit is fucked!"

by yourfriendlyirishpotato April 30, 2019