Florida six pack

When you gift a six pack of beer but drink one prior to giving it to the recipient.

My brother in law gave me a Florida six pack for Christmas.

by M1311 December 31, 2022

florimel

A gentle, floral breeze that fills the air with the delightful, natural scent of blossoming flowers.

As she walked through the botanical gardens, Emma closed her eyes and inhaled deeply, intoxicated by the soothing florimel that surrounded her.

by HappyCleaner82 June 2, 2023

Florida Math

Also known as “Anti-Woke Math.” Math curriculums, textbooks, and resources that include materials that whitewash any centuries-long contributions from nonwhite and LGBT mathematicians and math educators worldwide; or contents that exclude any elements of critical race theory, social-emotional learning, journal writing, ethnomathematics, and other MAGA dislikes.

In 2022, the Department of Education rejected more than 40% of math textbooks publishers submitted, because they fell short of the “high” standards set up by Florida math curriculum censors, who work closely with puritan parents and “anti-woke” lawmakers.

by Fasters July 20, 2023

Floraculate

"Floraculate" means to enhance or decorate with flowers or floral elements. It implies the act of beautifying or adorning something using flowers or floral patterns.

"She decided to floraculate the garden for the wedding, adding colorful blooms everywhere."

by CrazyJoker September 12, 2023

Florian

If you know a Florian you are probably the happiest person in the world. Florian is a wonderful man who does everything for his loved ones. He is the best boyfriend you can have and always manages to make you happy. He always has a funny saying and is super funny. The people who think he's an asshole have no brains and simply don't know him. they are missing something. Florian is often seen with a girl named Louisa, they are made for each other. If you know a Florian, appreciate him, he is the best person that has ever happened to you. You can always rely on him and he loves his family incredibly and would do anything for them. Florian is super handsome and has a beautiful smile and his personality is made of gold.

I met Florian today.
Consider yourself lucky.

by Lou_i October 3, 2023

south florida flu

Taking large amounts of cocaine on the regular. Very common in Southern Florida, the rehab capital of the US, which is how the name came about. Snorting cocaine is as common as the flu.

Sally - She looks really strung out from the weekend
Bob - Yeah, she has that South Florida Flu

by cg3851 September 25, 2015

ezequiel flores

Will send you mixed signals and make you believe he is interested. He may or may not text you @ 2 am, depends if he is in the mood or not. He might cheat on you because he thinks he is gorgeous AF. He is somewhat conceded, but he is fine AF tho. He will most def entertain other girls and want to be all over them. May use you just because he needs something due(a project or HW)... Will text you like 3 days in a row, but he will eventually stop. He does not show his face when he snapchats you... He will leave you on read, even when he was the one who texted you @ 2 am... But yeah, that is basically an Ezequiel for you. :)

Damn I Hope You Are Not An Ezequiel Flores!

by LOLO, OKAY<MAYBE December 2, 2017