You are not allowed to fap in February at all! Just like No Nut November, it's no Fap February!
If you fap, you lose!
If you fap, you lose!
by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020
Get the No Fap Februarymug. by Hikki9 July 30, 2016
Get the Fap Mastermug. D: Man I'm so tired right now, I gotta take a nap. <Closes door>
Q (roommate): Bull shit man I know you are just going to take a fap nap.
D: No dude I'm really tired fuck you!
Q (roommate): Bull shit man I know you are just going to take a fap nap.
D: No dude I'm really tired fuck you!
by THE COUNTRY BUTCHER February 16, 2010
Get the fap napmug. What happens when you're enjoying a nice fap to what you believe is a chick, but turns out to be a chick with a dick, resulting in a feeling of disgust and remorse.
Billy was enjoying some exotic Brazilian porn before he realized he had just been fap trapped about 3 minutes in.
by irehbC December 15, 2011
Get the Fap trappedmug. A derogatory term equating the person at which it is directed to a napkin used to clean up splooge after a vigorous fapping session.
"God, I hate (insert name), he's such a Fap Napkin!"
"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"
"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"
by Inebriated&Insolent September 9, 2011
Get the Fap Napkinmug. by AcidMan May 14, 2014
Get the Fast fapmug. Like the great Shaolin Monks of the majestic Tibetan Monasteries, fap aficionados must go through incredible amounts of training and meditation to achieve seminal enlightenment.
Now, there are two key words that all fap aficionados must know: speed and endurance.
The average joe will often finish masturbating in 9-15 minutes, as studies show. However, a fap aficionado will be able to blow these times out of the water with a staggering 45 seconds-2 minutes (and that takes dedication!).
To be able to go so hard, the fap aficionado must learn how to endure the pain and sheer intensity of the “2-minute quickie”, as this is a very hard thing to do. One must exercise their hand muscles to the point of being able to crush an unripe walnut with one singular hand.
But this is not all, young child, the fap aficionado must also know how to do the fap and piss maneuver. This specific technique takes ages to master, and can cause the “doer” of the task extreme pain, or even nut shut.
With these skills and traits combined, anyone who has a penis can master their shaft and become one of the greats.
Now, there are two key words that all fap aficionados must know: speed and endurance.
The average joe will often finish masturbating in 9-15 minutes, as studies show. However, a fap aficionado will be able to blow these times out of the water with a staggering 45 seconds-2 minutes (and that takes dedication!).
To be able to go so hard, the fap aficionado must learn how to endure the pain and sheer intensity of the “2-minute quickie”, as this is a very hard thing to do. One must exercise their hand muscles to the point of being able to crush an unripe walnut with one singular hand.
But this is not all, young child, the fap aficionado must also know how to do the fap and piss maneuver. This specific technique takes ages to master, and can cause the “doer” of the task extreme pain, or even nut shut.
With these skills and traits combined, anyone who has a penis can master their shaft and become one of the greats.
Marv: Bro, you’ll never get done in time, the teacher’s gonna ask where you are!
Billy: Relax Marvin, I’m a fap aficionado, I can handle this.
Billy: Relax Marvin, I’m a fap aficionado, I can handle this.
by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019
Get the Fap Aficionadomug.