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Heaven on Earth 

When you are not poor to beg nor rich to have insomnia, yet you can eat and drink (without a tube), walk (without bodyguards), shower (without a nurse), and earn or save enough (without kissing your boss’s ass)—and you can contribute to Urban Dictionary every now and then.
Heaven on earth starts right here on this side of eternity, not after you’ve earned your first million or billion, or experienced your last heartbeat—remember to count your blessings and be a blessing to others.
Heaven on Earth by MathPlus October 2, 2018

Last Woman on Earth 

Effectively, the woman any man happens to be with, under lockdown, for the duration of the coronaviral era.
"You have complaints? Please, feel free to find someone else, because right now I may as well be the last woman on earth."

Planet Earth 

The most hard core gang, coming out of Ocala, Florida. Know for random violence and chinese food, and their love of Taco Bell. Inventors of grenade ball and ultimate ping pong. They have an almost cult like following, which is centered around the theory of Unicorn Spirit of the West.
Naw man, I dont f*** with planet earth. them ni** dumb
Planet Earth by themniggas April 19, 2010

down to earth 

A characteristic that EVERYONE claims to have. If you see someone claiming this more than once (even paraphrased) in one post or conversation, stay away.
I'm a very down to earth person, that's why I keep mentioning this to people.
down to earth by The Bolotok January 12, 2018

The Most Amazing Show on Earth 

a sex move involving a man and a paraplegic woman who has her legs amputated at the hip. The man lies flat on the ground while the woman mounts him, while pulling herself up and down with a chin up bar mounted to a ceiling fan. The ceiling fan is turned on, and she continues to do chin ups whilst spinning around on his dick. Optional: there are people dancing around the couple
Mark stopped by the wheelchair store and picked up a chick for The Most Amazing Show on Earth.

playing earth 

Passing gas or farting.
Dude, you're like playing the game and playing earth at the same time.
playing earth by ragnartheviking October 8, 2006