Audi Driver

is a driver on the road that tale gates , cuts other cars off and zig zags in traffic.

Who is that tale gating me? An Audi Driver.

by AudiDriverhater October 14, 2012

I'm never drinking again

A LIE we tell ourselves after drinking too much and suffering through a hangover in the futile hope that one will never again suffer the hangover. It is also an indication that events proceeding the hangover consisted of many things awesome that came from what sober people would consider a bad idea. In all cases this statement is a lie, as the person will undoubtedly drink again.

Guy 1: I'm never drinking again

Guy 2: Shut up, you'll feel better after you eat breakfast.

Guy 1: Okay, what's for breakfast?

Guy 2: Eggo waffles and beer, we ran out of syrup so here's some more beer.

Guy 1: ...fuck

by Bitch Puddin' June 12, 2012

Drown the Drink

Too much ice in a drink waters it down.

Freshen this Tom Collins, and try not to Drown the Drink.

by Dragonfly2k May 7, 2011

flash drive

a portable storage device for storing porn.

i have 3 GB worth of quality asian porn on my flash drive.

by urban asshole March 2, 2010

Sunday driver

a slow and careless driver, like one who is out for a leisurely Sunday drive

Get out of the way you Sunday driver.

by Light Joker December 25, 2005

Drini

The coolest, sweetest, kindest and most handsome man you’ll come across! He respects and loves everyone and has a big heart! He’s cute and funny and kind of shy. But once you get to know him he’s the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s strong and loyal and will defend anyone when and where needed. No one can top Drini when push comes to shove. He’s wonderful boyfriend material and you should never pass up the opportunity to Befriend him!

When they say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, the only one we’re looking for is Drini!

by FlyingPirate69 August 21, 2020

Designated Drunk Driver

The guy with the best motor-skills and coordination under the influence of a lot of alcohol out of all the dudes you hang out with. You depend on this guy to to drive you home when all of you are wasted and you trust him with your life. He should be able to take like 20 brews and still drive you back to base without a fatal accident or getting pulled over.

Since we all planed on drinking we decided that Arlen would be the designated drunk driver because he drove back to the city that one night without dying after drinking 15 shots of vlady.

by Kurt Grendel January 29, 2008