The lines on your face when you sleep too long in one position. Comes from sleeping on a crumpled up blanket or pillow case.
by Vallanderstern October 23, 2005

The condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example,
by mottman June 15, 2012

by Macey Penny November 14, 2007

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.
Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.
by scodder May 10, 2010

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.
Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!
by Not quite the 16th December 19, 2012

when you spend money on dumb bitches that are fucking every one else, draining your life and you're too stupid to kick her to the curb.
He's back together with the chick that fucked his friends, stole his money and he's still paying her bills. He has Beeks Disease.
by John ferrell December 21, 2008

by BRabbitt December 6, 2015
