blanket disease

The lines on your face when you sleep too long in one position. Comes from sleeping on a crumpled up blanket or pillow case.

After having sex he fell asleep and woke up with blanket disease all over his face.

by Vallanderstern October 23, 2005

Gherkinson's Disease

‎The condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example,

Gherkinson's Disease, I'm 6 foot 5 and washboard abs. Black belt in karate and drive a Maserati.

by mottman June 15, 2012

sleaze disease.

A person contracts this when he/she becomes a sleaze, a slut, or a whore.

She's totally got sleaze disease.

by Macey Penny November 14, 2007

diseased wombat

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.

Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.

by scodder May 10, 2010

Assmanheimer's Disease

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.

Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!

by Not quite the 16th December 19, 2012

Beeks Disease

when you spend money on dumb bitches that are fucking every one else, draining your life and you're too stupid to kick her to the curb.

He's back together with the chick that fucked his friends, stole his money and he's still paying her bills. He has Beeks Disease.

by John ferrell December 21, 2008

skin disease

Skin Desease- A person who irritates you so much, your soul feels irritated

Diana you're such a skin disease

by BRabbitt December 6, 2015