An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.
Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.
The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.
Dearing should be fucking smoked
The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.
Dearing should be fucking smoked
by Andy April 20, 2004
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when after jacking off for a long time or having sex for a long time and you finally cum and the load that you blow is so immense that you can feel your sack emptying out leaving the skin of it so tight that it constricts around your balls leaving your sack looking like a brain.
Dude i sobered up halfway through and saw how not hot she was and it ended up taking me so long to finish i definitely had some brain drain.
by J Dude June 20, 2010
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Get the drain mug.See shithole. Place in Oregon overinfested by hicks and ignorant slobs. Wait, that's the same thing. The home of the one cool Drain native, Tim George.
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a unit of measurement used to determine the depth of penatration from ones chode into a females filthy corn hole. must be in spread eagle position for maximum poundage. take note that the derakin inch is 3x more then an imperial inch.
by Gingy=12 DINS September 16, 2010
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