Smokers Digest

The huge stand of cigarettes and/or cigars behind the counter at gas stations which is like the big stand of magazines, except for smokers.

Bob: (in gas station) hey man check out the readers digest

Jim: (goes up to counter) check out the smokers digest!

by Somz February 2, 2010

Vin diesel

A newbie. Billed as the action-adventure star of the next generation, his acting really sucks. Unfortunately for all of us, most of the 'new generation' of Hollywood actors are even worse which leaves him looking surprisingly good.

Hey, at least he's not as shitty as Ice T, or an arrogant egocentric twit like Tom Cruise.

by C++ September 13, 2005

vin diesel

One word: God

Person 1: What religion is Vin Diesel?
Person 2: Vin Diesel has no religion. For Vin Diesel is God.

by fearme February 10, 2010

Diesel Dyke

A woman who thinks that she's a man. Well she doesn't really think it; she is a man in the inside. Diesel dykes make better 'men' than actual men. They're the only toughest group of people out there who aren't homophobic and think low of gay men - well they're lesbians anyway.

Most of the definitions in here seem to diss the diesels.

Diesel dykes are really quiet, relaxed and chilled, like that laidback guy (see bulldyke for the always-rude, bitter lesbians that hate the world).

They fight you only if you are rude to them - their aggressiveness is for good reasons (against homophobia, jerks, etc). They mostly think that they're one of the dudes - 'sup Harris, how ya doin' brother?'.

They are usually in small town bars and are truck drivers.

Just like how effeminate gay men make good friends with women, diesel dykes are perfected with the straight man.

Angry diesel dyke: Suck my dick you fucking prick. I will fucking kick your balls in if you touch my shenis, cunt. Ah...wanna take it outside? Let's go you little fuck.

Nice diesel dyke: Hey what's happening bro? How is your lovely wife Amelia? Oh it's so lovely to see you buddy. Want a beer dude? Cheers man! Gotta take a piss dude as my bladder is full of it *scratches vagina, off to the toilet*

Nice diesel: A brother is always there for you *thumps hand to heart*. I love you bud. You're a bro over a ho man. *hugs the male BFF*

Angry diesel: Homophobes should fucking die. No one messes with the LGBT community. I'd rip their fucking heads off with my mighty shenis!

Horny diesel: Fuck this bitch makes my testes explode. I'd shove my 8 inch dildo up her ass anytime until she squirts all over my girl penis.

Youse just the see ANGRY side of them.

by avialae March 20, 2013

march of dimes

To walk down to the supermarket with your coin jar to get your "spare" changed turned into paper money or goods.

After being out of work for several months, Dave did the "march of dimes" to the supermarket to turn his spare change jar into something more usable than a paperweight.

by Mdlily July 12, 2009

daveslave

today's version of the deadhead. people who incessantly talk about how fucked up they were at Dave Matthew's Band last show, and think that all 47 live versions of ants marching show a different side of the band's musical genius

I looked through Pete's Ipod and half of his music is Dave Matthews Band. He's such a daveslave.

by greg kiley March 16, 2008

Diesle

This dog can be quie nice, good dog. he is cute...

woof woof! Diesle

by Tamara chinatown March 30, 2009