Asian Rice Cooker Effect

When your name is Joshua and you have bad memory and go crazy when someone steals your stuff

"That guy has the Asian Rice Cooker Effect"

by no19212129 March 28, 2023

Dane Cook

Standup comedian famous for his wild stage antics and the creation of the hand gesture known as Su-Fi. He has performed many venues including television specials and night clubs. He is also a member of the "Tourgasm" comedy group and recently released a comedy CD.

Dane Cook is so funny I wet myself.

by Hanover Booty Contest July 1, 2005

Your tie is crooked!

You're crazy! (or) You're out of your mind!

If you think I'm falling for the old shortsheeted bed trick, your tie is crooked!

by kaos42 May 27, 2007

Crookabanger

Name for a girl, when your whole crew can bang her

Ayo playa, that crookabanger was da bomb last night

by god's_son_24 June 11, 2006

Cookey

(noun) A drinking Partner, Someone to take drinks with

I need me a cookey for tonight. I just want to celebrate being me.

by LolaNickoleDos March 12, 2010

Pressue Cooker

When you take a female home from the bar to engage in sex acts but cannot ejaculate because you are too drunk so you get her to suck on your balls as your jerk yourself off so that you can finally ejaculate.

Listen babe, there is no way I’m going to blow. Can you give me a "Pressue Cooker" so I can get off?

by Matt P. Cook February 22, 2010

how's the waffle cooked?

phrase, e-slang. Used as an alternative for 'how's it going' or 'whats up?' Gaining usage in MMO games World of Warcraft and Warhammer online.

Hey guys, how's the waffle cooked?

by ev1lweez1l March 29, 2009