crap diddely

n. crap diddely- KraaaP DiD L e

used to express anger in a situation

holy CRAP DIDDELY i totally just spilled milk everywhere

by john doe May 13, 2005

capristone

an alcoholic beverage made of capri sun and keystone beer, tastes like a cheap wine

we sat around all day drinking capristone

by travis HXC July 18, 2009

Capricorn

Capricorn is the tenth astrological sign out of twelve zodiacs, originated from the Capricornus constellation. They are born between December 22nd and January 20th, being an Earth zodiac. Like all zodiacs, Capricorns have special traits that make them unique. Capricorns are romantically compatible, self-reliant, stoic and practical. Famous Capricorns include Jake Paul, MattyB, Brent Rivera, Finn Wolfhard Nash Grier & LeBron James. Capricorns are workaholic and tend to work extremely hard, their mindsets are full-on determined. They have an inferior sense of creativity, given the fact that they're too restricted in their unrealistic standards to let their creativity flourish. They are definitely not peissimistic and instead get extremely angry over little things. They are impatient and take everything for granted. Once angry, they can be extremely hard to cool down and can get a little out of hand, throwing nasty insults in which your own insults perhaps can't compete against. A really positive feature Capricorns carry is the fact that they always complete actions and commands you give them.

You see that girl over there? She's a Capricorn. If you mess with her, you'll probably walk out in tears.

by urbandictionaryit January 31, 2020

Capri-Son

The act of deliberately flipping a boy upside down and forcibly lancing him in his bottom.

I OFTEN FIND MYSELF NEEDING MORE THAN ONE Capri-son to be satisfied.

by Ranchgirls May 22, 2022

Computer Crap

1.A blanket statement my dad uses for computer and tech related things he doesn't understand.

2. The name of some kind of tech problem he has.

3. Things he thinks that are lies on the internet.

Person 1: This email won't send I think there is something wrong with the server
Person 2: Computer Crap!

by untechsupportdaughter November 14, 2009

Chicken Crap

Chicken Crap is what you get when you’re not allowed to say Chicken Shit

2011 Incoming Speaker of the House, John Boehner, used the words "Chicken Crap" instead of "Chicken Shit" to reporters in Congress because he didn’t want to use unacceptable slang.

Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."

by euphemismo December 5, 2010

Da Crap

The short and more forceful way of saying, "What the crap?!"

Guy #1: "I'm gonna call my bird Meety!"
Guy #2: "Da crap?! Meety? What kind of bird name is that?"

by zer64 December 28, 2011