secret cougar hunter 

A man who has been hunting a cougar for ten or more years. He has been waiting for her to become single. He may have been in prior relationships to cover up his love/infatuation with the woman, but always breaks it off when the cougar becomes single. He stalks his prey carefully and for a long period of time before he pounces.

Hey man, you can stop being a secret cougar hunter and tap that ass, I heard she just dumped her boyfriend!

secret cougar hunter by bahewitt October 20, 2011

junior cougar 

a junior cougar, aka a "cub", is a woman 25-29 years old who goes after younger men. some day they will blossom into cougars.

This is to be distinguished from a "cougar", who is a woman 30-39 years old that goes after younger men. Or even a "double cougar" (40+ years old)

oooh man we went out to the bars last night and there were these gold-digging junior cougars who were all over us.

junior cougar by smith5565 February 10, 2008

ditch cougar 

The name given for stray domestic cats found out in the country. Typically used in the midwest by good ol' country folk.

Hey Jimbo, did you see that ditch cougar sittin' on the side of the road back there?

Yeah, I seen the bastard. Turn around so i can shoot it quick.

ditch cougar by Grease Rocket February 8, 2017

wounded cougar 

The wounded cougar is a rare breed of cougar who typically is accompanied by a proper cougar. The wounded cougar is the less attractive, unkempt wing woman of a traditional cougar who does not typically prey on man but upon seeing the action of her cougar friend steps up her game and for a night attempts to hunt the not so elusive young (and typically intoxicated) man.

I took one for the team and went home with the wounded cougar last night.

wounded cougar by Jack Robbins May 25, 2007

Baby Cougar 

Smoking hot girl in her twenties who only likes younger men. She aggressively hunts 18 – 22 year olds and 16 and 17 year olds when in Nevada.

If you are 24 and trolling the high schools...you are a baby cougar.

Baby Cougar by WakeboardChick23 November 29, 2010

Water Cougar 

A name given to the species of cougar that treads small pools of water, preferably chlorinated indoor pools.

The Water Cougar preys on fully developed, but somewhat less matured species of homosapien and is usually spotted doing a(n)erobic exercises in an attempt to lure in their highly vigilant and fully aware "prey".

Their attempts are most always futile although no record has been taken as to whether anyone has fallen into their traps.

Athlete: "I think I sprained my ankle the other day, now I have to go do a low impact workout in the water."

Cautious Athlete: "Oh man, you best be on the watch for those Water Cougars, they feed on your very looks."

Athlete: "thanks for the heads up"

Water Cougar by Snuffalumpagus December 18, 2009

swamp cougar 

a derogatory term used for a beautiful, intelligent woman, generally by a sad old salad dodger who is jealous that they could never get such a fine piece of ass

check out that swamp cougar clawing that fit young man, I wish I was him

swamp cougar by Kirky100 September 17, 2010