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Coffee

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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janitor coffee

An inferior coffee-like substance totally dissimilar to real coffee except in appearance (caffeinated brown liquid) and drunk by individuals who seem to have severely damaged or no tastebuds at all (ie. customers waiting in an auto repair shop, people staffing a job fair booth within a shopping mall or community college, focus group facilitators, assisted living facility personnel and janitors...)

This bottom-of-the-barrel brew is often made from low-grade, pre-ground robusta beans and stored in giant unappealing plastic containers found on floor level of supermarkets and bodegas. It is a fraction of the cost and taste of freshly-roasted and ground coffee brewed from Arabica beans. It is the coffee equivalent of Natty Lite Ice.

When dispensed in public by any of the above it is often served luke-warm from a mildewy, never-washed Mr. Coffee maker and paired with non-dairy powdered "creamer" squeezed out of a Wet-Wipes-esque container covered in Bondo dust , ecoli and/or greasy fingerprints and a variety of highly-engineered toxic non-sugar based "sweeteners" and perhaps deeply-discounted danish. It is not organic- it is not Fair-Trade.

Analogous to the pro-choice philosophy of the abortion debate, this dumbed-down abomination being passed off as coffee is all about "life not quality of life" and will suffice for anyone who buys their clothes at gas stations and just wants to "GIT R DONE!"
P: I got you some coffee. I never buy coffee from the grocery
store, but it seems OK and it's Fair-Trade.

N: OMG, thank you; I normally drink janitor coffee or instant
anyway so this is awesome!
by PARTY SWEAT December 1, 2010
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Delusional Coffee Disorder

-an erroneous belief that their coffee is superior is held in the face of evidence to the contrary.
-delusional conviction of one's own importance, power, or knowledge or that one is, or has a special relationship with, a deity, coffee making skills or a famous person.
-A delusion in which ones belief is possessed of great importance, power, wealth, intellect, or ability to make coffee.
Steve suffers from Delusional Coffee Disorder.

Steve's coffee is terrible, he must suffer from Delusional Coffee Disorder.
by Dr. Jadhav February 3, 2012
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Navy Coffee

Coffee that is made with an abundance of sometimes stale, no-name coffee grounds, brewed and left on the warmer for at least five hours. Copious amount of sugar and creamer is added to make up for the bitter taste, while pro's that are used to the taste will drink it black with no additives. Having a cup every five hours will keep some one awake, jittery and alert while requiring less sleep. Used by Sea-farer, military, commercial mariners, or any one that needs to keep up with shift work.
"That Navy Coffee was awful but it is the only thing keeping me awake during this night shift"
by watcher of watts April 15, 2014
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drop the coffee

to have an orgasm, based on a scene in "man of the year"
oh shit, last night melissa gave me head and i dropped the coffee all over that bitch's face.

oh my god, i saw my friends new mclaren SLR and nearly dropped the coffee.

dude, that shit is lame, dont drop the coffee.
by i got two dicks son November 5, 2006
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Frothy Like A Coffee

A socially acceptable term for when a girl's Vagina is moist.
1. "Stop Kissing Me Josh!"
2. "Why? You Frothy Like A Coffee?"

1. "Josh Is Soo Hot"
2. "I'm Getting Frothy Like A Coffee Just Looking At Him!"
by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011
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The old coffee maker

The old coffee maker is when a woman jacks a man off until he is frothing from his mouth then he places the froth into her pussy or anal cavity then eats it out
Dammm Curtis did the old coffee maker with gramme last night
by Trask u boy January 16, 2017
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