park cock

When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.

Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?
Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!
Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.

by William of Boulder April 28, 2008

Piss Cock Balls

Something to say when something doesn't go your way. Normally followed by a "And I don't care" by the people around you.

Bob: I just lost! Piss Cock Balls!!!

Billy: And I don't care!!

Man 1: Damn! I just pissed myself. Piss Cock Balls and I don't care!!

by Senor Wangggg May 27, 2009

by cock

A method of determining the size and weight of a given substance, commonly used as an alternative to scales or by eye.

Jeff: Hey man, you put that ginga on the scales right? You better not have done it by eye.
Paul: Nah bro, I did it by cock!
Jeff: Diiiiiiis cunt!

by 4444444474 November 4, 2009

Poon Coccoon

A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy.

I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains.

by PoonHandler182 December 24, 2010

Social Cock

A horny individual who walks around public places with his cock whipped out and/or whoring with every female that he comes in contact with. He is not, however, penalized for this activity, rather loved and adored by all, especially women.

Jesse: wow Morgan is walking around with his dick whipped out again.
Brandon: omg really? I cant believe everyone's okay with it
Carsten: what a social cock.

by billy bob faggot June 8, 2013

selfrighteous cock

A person, whom despite their positively ordinary nature, has the idea that they are always right - and never wrong.

John: "This is my favorite book."
Rachel: "It was readable, but the plot was undeveloped. The author also has a terrible writing technique."
John: "Your a selfrighteous cock."

by iknowsomethings March 13, 2014

Pellet Cock

An extremely small pellet shaped penis, similar to a cocktail sausage.

Girl, I love noshing on David's pellet cock while he strums my tuna canoe.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016