Clock'd 0Ne

A walking lexicon, and a fine appreciator of the English language.
Often found walking the halo'd grounds of tekforums.co.uk

Inventer of the Woot! Rating system

I even wash out teh shower for you too afterwards Mr Marigolds.
If you want to get nitpicking, I notice you don't leave any soap by the sink, so do you even bother to wash your hands?

by Soopahfly June 26, 2004

Internal clock

A clock that certain people can set to wake up at a set time, without outside interference. Internal clock can vary the "wake time" the user may wake up at an exact time to the millisecond or within 10 minutes. Results vary per person.
Typically the internal clock will allow the user to wake up with very little drowsiness.

To set the internal clock the user must think of the time for at least 3 seconds. Results vary per person.

*Note: if user ignores his internal clock and goes back to sleep they may be more tired than normal when waking up. Not Suggested!

User: We gotta come in to work early tomorrow and my clock ran out of batterys.
Guy: Don't worry just set your internal clock tonight.

-Next day
User: Worked like a charm. Why do people waste money on alarm clocks.
Guy: Told ya so

by M0D1CA April 7, 2008

clock it the house

to pay attention to something look at look at that girls dress clock it the house clock that girls dress you look at a clock to see clock it the house the house meaning everything and all look at everything clock it the house

to pay attention to something look at look at that girls dress clock it the house clock that girls dress you look at a clock to see clock it the house the house meaning everything and all look at everything clock it the house

by rich lux November 28, 2017

broken clock effect

it means that even a complete idiot can get something right, if only by accident.

it is only the broken clock effect keeping him out of the unemployment line.

by andy pucko October 2, 2003

Tijuana Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

by ZarkinFrood August 1, 2009

clean your clock

to completely trounce someone in a game of sport or skill; to beat completely or utterly

"You want to play tennis with me? Cool, but be warned — I'll probably clean your clock."

by Steveryone March 5, 2019

Pimms O' Clock

An exclamation of when something is excellent or very good. Originating from the advert of Pimms (British Drink, traditionally associated with tennis and the posh).

A day off from work? To go skydiving? On a Friday? Pimms o' clock alright.

by Kent, England June 13, 2005