Carpet-wagger

An extremely effeminate man. One that makes a carpet knight look tough

Devin youre a carpet-wagger

by Mclaugh January 14, 2009

Carpet Muncher

When a homosexual male loves to eat carpets from Ikea, in an almost religious fashion

Person A "Wow, did you hear about Clum?
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."

by CLUM MAC'N'CHEESE May 29, 2018

ass carpet

the burn a gay man receives on his ass when they make intiment sexy time on the carpeted floor.

Joe: Hey rick, hows the ass carpet feelin'?

Rick: It burns...

by PD&JG July 31, 2007

Carpet Burner

You put a sock on your dick and a fuck a girl with lightning speed so you give her vagina carpet burn

Girl, Im gonna pull out that Carpet Burner on you tonight ;)

by BitchDranm November 13, 2016

Carpet muncher

A girl who prefers to have sexual interactions with another female, usually ending up in orgasm. This person tends to have dark hair and drinks orange juice very frequently. These carpet munchers get pretty wild and could be found at a party drunk as hell without a shirt.

"Bro, I was gonna hook up with that drunk girl who was stripping last night but it turns out she was a carpet muncher!"

by Zyx987 December 8, 2013

carpet lake

the geographical region of the room for any kid in the midst of the game "dont touch the ground its lava." the carpet lake is a piece of land (carpet) which you can touch without being "burned."

"When Zach jumped from the bunk bed, I had no choice but to find 5 seconds of safety at the carpet lake."

by my uterus and i September 30, 2005

carpet farmer

a man who only has children of the female persuasion.

Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.

Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.

by Michael P. Abker March 23, 2006