Callum

An amazing bitch who claims he’s straight but secretly has a crush on Brendon Urie’s jawline

‘Damn he’s such a Callum’

by CRREeechcakawwww March 26, 2020

Calum

A lovely guy and an amazing gentleman. Has time for anybody they know and is the kindest person you will ever meet. They are extremely good looking and any woman they find are lucky to have them. Calum's usually have massive penis's and love to satisfy there woman.

I met Calum last night he's such a gentleman and amazing in bed

by DepressoExpresso123456789 December 1, 2020

Calumed

A thin layer of pre-cum layering your underwear.

Jesus was disappointed when Calum Calumed in his pants.

by precoom February 23, 2021

Callum Shippman

A man who rages a lot and has a short temper also has a mop trim and is awkward in public while going on a date with haris jusufagic

Callum shippman is the man

by Benjama June 10, 2021

callum eastman

hes THE HOTTEST FUNNIEST CUTEST BOY OUT THERE 😘

callum eastman is very hot

by TEH RAT GOD September 9, 2023

yellow calculator

An insult towards an Asian

Girl 1: Yung Wee Yang is a yellow calculator
Girl 2: I can't stand yellow calculators

by NMC1990 December 15, 2015

Dirty Calum

The one mate who cheats on his misses with a girl he’s just met

Fuck you’ve pulled a dirty calum now

by Frodoslaggins April 19, 2020