Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.
by BAMFMASTA M December 05, 2010
A girl I used to work with at SilverCity whose ass was so big we called her couch ass, or sofa ass. Ahe had an ass you could sit on. We could never get by her at the candy bar, and always had to go all the way around the other way because her couch ass took up the entire aisle.
Couch ass was stocking the fridges with Gatorade, and I nearly sat on her, pulled her arm, and reclined on her like a La-Z-Boy.
by uncle_class January 27, 2004
an overweight, lazy, typically jewish friend who constantly passes out on friends, family and co-workers couches at any time; mid-day, evening and latenight.
look at jon, drooling on himself with his hand down his pants - completely disregarding the fact that it's noon on Saturday - damn Couch Monster.
by beeebrown February 17, 2009
"Now all she does is sit on his bed watching him play WoW. At least she got promoted from couch girl."
by jamjamboree December 08, 2005
A state of being or acceptance achieved after friend/s have ruined a possession or piece of furniture via sexual activity.
by Bogart December 02, 2004
by savanna April 24, 2004
When you buy a big ol' burrito with every ingredient possible, stick it in a girl's vagina, then fuck her senseless ON A COUCH, and cum inside. Then, you have her pull it out and eat the entire burrito.
Bro #1- Dude, my girlfriend was totally cool with doing a couch burrito last night!
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.
by Brotract those angles September 25, 2010