Retinal Clap

An eye infection. Or waking up with a ton of sleep on your eyes.

"Dude what happened to your eye?" asks Nick

"My contacts are killing me!" says Pete

"Have you seen a doctor about your retinal clap?" replies Nick

by Swift_Nick_Cudd June 18, 2011

Canary Clap

After sex, a male wipes his hand in his semen. The woman wipes her hands in the vagina juice or the female ejaculate, if possible. The two then give one another a high five.

If i don't get to do a canary clap with some skank tonight this night would be a failure!

by Buffalo King September 21, 2011

pootie clap

A queef.

bro sharon pootie claps way to much its gross.

by cheek tap man June 15, 2017

The clap dick cocksucker

The clap dick cocksucker is when she eatin the dick and your friend walks in and slaps his dick on her face.

You know those two over there, yeah apparently when they did the clap dick cocksucker he slapped his gf so hard that she got a dick mark on her face

by Jakeob May 30, 2018

Beaver Clap

1. A queef

2. A disruption of a woman’s lower lips

Hey bro, did you hear that chicks beaver clap?

by Tpttooter946 July 16, 2018

Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.

Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.

by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018

The Clap

The nickname for the STD gonorrhoea. For men, makes it really painful to pee. For women, there are often no symptoms, but it can often lead to pelvic inflammatory disease if not treated.

Tina: Ah, my tummy hurts so bad and I feel sick, and I'm not even on my period!
Joanna: Sister, you definitely got the Clap from the fuckboy at that party.

by Killer Possum December 2, 2018