Brandon

Synonym for a loser nobody likes

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.

Nobody likes Brandon, I don’t wanna be like Brandon

by Mr_Goosey February 7, 2022

Brandon

Is a snazzy friend but he is definitely not as cool as trinity.

"Wow brandon you are cool"
"Thanks but trinity is better"

by Trinityy138 June 15, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a very kind and loving guy he has lots of friends and is really tall and athletic He will do anything to keep his girl happy but once you get to know him you will realize that he is kinda of a dick and pretty fake

Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive

You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/

by Man I love chicken strips June 14, 2019

Brandon

A tall dumbfuck with short blonde hair and greenish grey eyes. Brandon's tend to suck at basketball and are typically hornier than a dog before it is neutered.

This jabroni is such a Brandon.

by imsobrandonewiththis January 30, 2018

Brandon

Ultra sweaty try hard who has no life. Also has Demascus on COD which means he has no life.

Oh man that guy was a total Brandon!

by Commander Abominable August 9, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips

Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better

by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019

Brandon

Tall sexy and athletic. Your typical “Troy Bolton” high school crush. Great kisser. Big lips and good jawline, brown hair, and blue eyes. Has tan skin and glowing skin. Very strong and pretty skinny. Such a ladies man. Not an F boy and he is very loyal. You will wish you were dating him

Brandon is so hot

by hollaatme April 18, 2020