The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake

This involves taking a camping trip with your girlfriend in Florida during the middle of the summer. On day 4, you collect the fromunda Cheese under their breasts and then jam it in their ass. Then you whip it into a heavy froth with aggressive anal sex. Once stiff peaks are achieved, the woman screams “order up!” And proceeds to spray the mixture all over the guys chest and face.

I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me “The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.

by Chillidogman August 26, 2021

Bad Breath Baker

P.U.

What type of odor-producing bacteria is growing in your mouth? It smells almost as awful as Bad Breath Baker!

by KingRhino December 13, 2022

Wendy's Baked Potato

When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.

I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday

by Purple Dragon 44 January 27, 2014

Baked

Being so fucking stoned you don't know what you are doing.

Yo man i am so baked. Man wanna go get baked? Man i am mad baked

by Asfunorzo May 8, 2008

Bake Cookies

Verb

1. Sexual Intercourse

Nick: Yo Kate what do you say we go bake cookies?

Kate: Okay sounds good to me

Nick: Perfect, now i have a chance to use my grandmas secret recipe

by The Master Cookie Chef March 3, 2009

bake-over

A condition suffered the morning after having smoked, eaten, or otherwise ingested a copious amount of marijuana or hashish. Typical symptoms include sluggishness, tiredness or the inability to get out of bed, and a general feeling of no motivation to engage in physical movement or intellectual challenge. Can be brought on by either too much weed or too many brownies, nacho chips, or microwave popcorn.

Girlfriend (in the bathroom, yelling): "Let's go down to the beach today."

Boyfriend (in bed): "Not a chance. I'm fine right here."

GF: "Five joints and a bag of chips...you've got a bake-over. Get your butt up and let's get some sun."

by rockstar1 May 19, 2009

Baked Chicken

Getting high to the point where you are thoroughly and sufficiently baked through, as a fully cooked chicken would be.

Dude, I got so stoned last night, I was Baked Chicken for sure.

by Adrizzy69 January 8, 2017