Bonesin'

The use of overly logical explanations, with awkward pauses, to explain everyday occurrences without regard to personal feelings. In reference to Temperance Brennan of the television show Bones.

Person 1: The elevator is stuck again.
Person 2: I told Ralph...that given the current occupancy of the elevator...his additional weight might...exceed the limits. But he got..on anyway.
Person1: Stop bonesin' it. Just call Maintenance.

by AgentKurt November 15, 2013

Boneshow

When a man flaunts his erection in his pants toward a possible partner in hopes to signal that he's horny

Ew! That guy at the bar was totally giving me a boneshow!

by body of some March 14, 2015

bofest

someone who does something dumb/ a really dumb person

"my friend ashley drank milk even though she's lactose intolerant, what a bofest"

by czwizzle March 8, 2017

Bones

A fucking great rapper

"Hey have you seen the new bones tape."

"Hell yeah, it was fire!"

by I HATE CODE KEEM April 22, 2017

boneslap

To get slapped on one's male penis, while it is erect.

Dude 1: Yoooo did you see Raph get boneslapped today?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it looked painful.

by itsmeprateek June 5, 2017

Bojest

Conceitedly superior. In other words, a Maurice.

Only the best type of woman for someone as bojest as you.

by Mydove62 August 25, 2017

Bones & Willies are Bad for Your Health

A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.

When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.

by "JE" October 16, 2017