salad bobbing

When you are extreamly drunk and you can't hold your head up you attempt to keep it up but it just goes down again . Usually when you have a plate of food in front of you.

Guy1. Wow look at Jay he's salad bobbing already. Guy2. We better get this mess home! Guy3.call a cab!

by aries:) March 13, 2009

turtle bobbing

When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing

Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing

by Mcsavage02 July 14, 2016

Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.

Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

the bobbie

A thumb in the bum.

"Ever since I introduced him to the bobbie, he's been coming back to my place every Sunday."

by ozan95 May 7, 2018

the bobbie

A thumb in the bum.

"Ever since I introduced him to the bobbie, he's been coming back to my place every Sunday."

by ozan95 May 7, 2018

steven bobbett

The only living creature you can actually hear getting fatter. Shaped like an upside down eight with molester eyes. Self proclaimed cock sucking champion of the world. Lowest form of multicellular organisms incapable of having an original idea. A dipshit.

Steven bobbett does one good thing and that's sick dicks.

by RoosterKog June 8, 2018

wee bobit

A sensitive kid named Bobby.

Steve: "Remy don't pick on Bobby he's a wee bobit."

Remy: "Okay ill spare his feelings."

by Cletus Saxon November 1, 2019