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Batman

Batman, "The Bat", or Bruce Wayne, is a DC superhero who features Bruce Wayne, a rich man, who has the secret identity of Batman and has devoted his life to stop crime. Batman, instead of having powers, owns many realistic gadgets (ie. grappling hooks)and is an expert in hand to hand combat. The villains range from common drug dealers to psycho maniacs, such as the Joker. Batman has been featured in comics, video games, movies, TV shows, and more. Batman wears a bat-like mask and a dark cape which he uses to glide. In many peoples' opinions, Batman is the best superhero.
I just saw Batman glide overhead.
by Lord MI May 30, 2014
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Batmanning

The act of stretching ones sack over their partner and yelling where is she in their ear while they are in fear
Dude my girl didn’t expect the Batmanning yesterday
by TherapistRon July 17, 2020
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Batman-ness

Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.

n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."
by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020
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To batman

To unalive one's parents
"When I was 6 my parents gave me a Paladone Pinkie Pie"
"I shall go back in time to batman them"
by BleakEntity_29A August 19, 2023
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The Batman and The Jokster

The Batman and The Jokster is an American TV series in which it follows the daily events of Batman and The Jokster. The show was created by content creator/show writer/song writer Onion Zest. Currently there are only 3 videos in the series, baman and the jokster: pilot, The Batman and The Jokster Episode 1 trailer, and bahman and jokster: episode 0.5 season 1. Currently there is no confirmed release date for episode 1 of the series but the episode 1 trailer stated that the first episode will be released sometime in 2022 or 2023.
Person 1: Did you see that new show called The Batman and The Jokster?

Person 2: Yeah, it was awesome, I can't wait for episode 1 to release!
by xXxfatboogie March 27, 2022
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batman

it's a bat that was bitten by a radioactive man. his family was murdered to death, so he became an edgelord who beats up people until they get knocked out, but at least he has a sick song

NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAN
batman beat up my dad and now he's mentally handicapped
by CakeEatingPirate February 24, 2021
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Batman

Abbreviation for

Big
Angry
Testosterone fuelled
Man
Attacking at
Night

BATMAN
Guy - Holy shit is that BATMAN?
Guy 2 - He looks big, angry and testosterone fuelled
by Piss_Bowl November 5, 2021
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