Bum Drunk

The act of being wasted in so much as being likened to a bum. Origins: Las Vegas golf trip and Construction Trade Show 2008.
Dan-o passed out standing up waiting for the monorail rail in Vegas only to be discovered 2 hours later by friend who were just passing by, he was bum drunk!
by Dan-o Merz May 27, 2008
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bum sprain

To be suffering pain in the bum brought on through either too much of or non use of the bum.
God damn! This bum sprain is killing me. I need to stand up/sit down.
by TheWizeMan August 01, 2017
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Wee bum

A condition in which your asshole discharges frequently in a liquid form. Commonly occurs when you eat off the streets in Bali.
Oh shit Roy, I’ve me the case of wee bum
by Bucking boom boom February 01, 2020
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Bum switch

The possibility to turn off your ass when you need a shit in class
Olivia needed a big smelly shit in class but wasn’t aloud to go so she used her bum switch
by Grace is awesome June 02, 2021
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Bum Shark

When your friend pays too much attention to your arse; they're a bum shark.
(Playing Call of Duty) Hey Logan why are you swimming so close behind me in the water? Are you a bum shark?
by Team Leader Joseph November 04, 2018
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Bum Fritter

aka, a stool, or dump
jamie laid a steaming bum fritter on chris's chest
by christopher prince July 18, 2008
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bum-upper

Used as a noun: He is a bum-upper (or, rarely, 'bumupper')
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!

As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:

Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums

(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')

Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)

Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)

by Dexterity August 10, 2006
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