indian fire alarm

After sex on the beach, the alarm sounds the next day at about 4pm when you realize your dick is as red as an indian.

Person 1: Dude, last night was amazing. 4 chicks on the beach and i don't even have to buy them dinner, too bad for this indian fire alarm.
Person 2: Was it worth it?
Person 1: Fuck yea, just gonna jerk off with some aloe for a while.

by It_could_happen_to_you September 7, 2012

sounding the alarm

In business, the pre-curser to "blowing the whistle" or "whistle blowing". Typically, it is the act of generating awareness to upper management of illegal or unethical activities being committed by senior leadership in a firm or corporation, without disclosure to the media.

Ex. "It was Doug's choice in sounding the alarm to the Board of Directors regarding the financial irregularities performed by the CFO".

by ImperialSaint22 June 10, 2013

rape alarm

It's a device that produces a sound of a woman screaming. People buy them as a joke on the public or used as a way of breaking up a person's partner.

It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.

What's loud and shrill and ruins your orgasm?
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.

by Downtown Wtf April 18, 2010

Azarak

Azarak, affiliated with Zimra. Sex seems not to matter to Azarak, as he/she constantly changes between male and female. Azarak is most famously known as Zimra's identical twin brother. They have been known to have teamed up together to fight many evils, or fight each other for no good reason at all. Anyone with earshot will most likely be confused.

<Azarak> I believe that the aforementioned statement was directly contradictrary with the fact that you just stipulated twenty seconds ago therefore you have no basis upon which to base your information.
<Zimra> Screw you.

by Nicholas Marsh March 17, 2005

false alarm

when you think you impregnate your girlfriend even though you use two condoms

dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her

by Zion Saint, [e-mail] January 10, 2008

Alaris

Alaris is a kind and hardworking boy that will be the man of your dreams. He is a wonderful person to be around and overall just a great person. You will have a great time married to an Alaris. They tend to be on the handsome side but not overly cute. They are also very smart people that work hard to achieve their goals.

"You went out with an Alaris last night! Lucky."

by jaja yall May 21, 2020

Dirty Azariah

Dirty Azariah has a big ole booty. She showers 2 times a months and always smells like CHEETO dust. She hates you and will fuck you up by just staring at you with her death glaring eyes.

Kyle: Shes a dirty azariah

Tom: Why?

Kyle: You know why plus she likes kern

by HehexdRawr11 April 15, 2020