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No Fap February

You are not allowed to fap in February at all! Just like No Nut November, it's no Fap February!
If you fap, you lose!
Sam: Bro, it's no Fap February. I already lost...
Joe: I won't fap bro.
by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020
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Fap Master

Fap Master is someone who find good fap materials for other people based on what do they like.
Fap Master can you find something i can fap to tonight
by Hikki9 July 30, 2016
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fap nap

1. Telling your roommate you are going to take a nap, but then going in and jerking off instead.
D: Man I'm so tired right now, I gotta take a nap. <Closes door>

Q (roommate): Bull shit man I know you are just going to take a fap nap.

D: No dude I'm really tired fuck you!
by THE COUNTRY BUTCHER February 16, 2010
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Fap trapped

What happens when you're enjoying a nice fap to what you believe is a chick, but turns out to be a chick with a dick, resulting in a feeling of disgust and remorse.
Billy was enjoying some exotic Brazilian porn before he realized he had just been fap trapped about 3 minutes in.
by irehbC December 15, 2011
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Fap Napkin

A derogatory term equating the person at which it is directed to a napkin used to clean up splooge after a vigorous fapping session.
"God, I hate (insert name), he's such a Fap Napkin!"

"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"
by Inebriated&Insolent September 9, 2011
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Fast fap

Ot is when you fap super fast so your dick sets on fire.
Look he is fapping
No, he fast fap
by AcidMan May 14, 2014
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Timed-Fap

Noun - The Process of Masturbating to Orgasm before a certain time.
I need to finish before my parents get home! Time for a Timed-Fap!
by TheGioSerg October 23, 2011
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