Derogatory hick-synonym signified by the ignorant ideals they hold.
A hick is defined by their refusal to wear anything that isn't farm-equipment exclusive (
IE Carhartt, Caterpillar, John Deere), their communicative skills being saturated with southern colloquialisms and errors, their wholesome Protestant upbringings, their
diesel-powered pick-up trucks, their questionable addiction to chewing tabacco, their strictly right-wing political views, and/or their insatiable obsession with anything society deems white-trash (
Nascar, Sarah Palin, Wal-mart, etc).
Hicks are still functional members of society and aren't necessarily bad people until they slip into the realm of ag-tard.
Hicks become ag-tards when their moral compass points them due-south toward
straight-up ignorance. The distinguishing trait, therefore, is extreme idealogical intolerance. Ag-tards are typically riddled with a mixture of extreme
racism, sexism, ethnocentrism, oblivious dogmatism,
homophobia, xenophobia, or all of the above.
Jed: woooo doggy, nothin' sure makes me madder than spics, niggers, faggots, kikes, chinks, and
liberals! I wish they'd all just do us'll a favor and catch the
AIDS already! (insert uproarious, twangy laughter)
Jane: Could you be any more ag-tarded?! Die.
