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Baby new-years

historians believe the first baby to be concived out of drunken, new-years, anonymous sex and thus the term for every baby concieved in the same manner ever since.
Jim found out his new baby was a baby new-years baby when he saw that his newly born son was black...and he was not.
by baby2.0 December 27, 2009
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happy fiscal new year

Wishing people a happy new year for each day of the year.
by Profit and Loss April 5, 2024
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MLG News

A short amount of time, roughly equating to half a minute or 30 seconds. Often times used between two or more children as slang for the passage of time.
"What! I can't believe it's already been MLG News!" and "I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be back in MLG News."
by alchym November 29, 2020
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Greatest New Gen

by inco xyz September 23, 2021
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New England

Where attractive women from other states come to, in order to be transformed into trashy single moms by toothless hillbillies.
Clarissa went to New England for summer vacation and came back pregnant with deer antler tattoos after dating the hillbillies. Now she's looking for a "real man" to support her and the baby because she "works full time" as a "stay at home mommy" for her mentally disabled kid.
by Mfgihateithere June 30, 2021
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New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home
My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown
by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023
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New Jersey Bull Dozer

When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017
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