Brown Hockey Mask

Putting your partners head above 10 feet in your anus

John: I totally got sharon to do a brown hockey mask with me

by i<3buttsecks223 July 21, 2010

stained the toilet brown

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.

She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.

by [Supermeganightmarewanderer19] September 26, 2012

brown flat

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.

"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."

by Tonyvenom September 23, 2017

Scraping Brown

Scratching someone else's butthole.

Zach was scraping brown, at the strip club.

by Jackson Kimberly November 29, 2024

Brown Kazoo

When a person is performing oral sex on another person's anus and audibly hums while doing so.

Oleg played Libby's "Brown Kazoo" when he hummed "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey while eating her butthole.

by VelveyJ. January 26, 2022

brown nailing

When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing

Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...

by Groundsack101 August 08, 2021

The Chrissy Brown

When you take a fat diarrhea poop and grind it on your hand then slap the shit out of your girl.

Hey babe, wanna have The Chrissy Brown?

What's a Chrissy brown?
Wait just gonna go to the toilet will be right back..

by Andyyyyyyyyyyy1 September 11, 2018