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Catching the Crazy Turkey 

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.
Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.
Catching the Crazy Turkey by Reckz December 13, 2014
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Cats Catherine catfish cathy Catalina cate catch-22 catboy catholic catty
She's the most open hearted and kind girl you'd ever meet. You'd fall in love with her instantly and when you try to Un fall in love with her, you'll always find yourself back loving her. She's very sensitive and emotional but her smile and laugh can brighten up the room. She may not be perfect but at the end if she has fallen in love with you, no matter what goes wrong. That love doesn't go anywhere even when she tries to hide it.
Catherine has such a big heart but sometimes gives it to the wrong people but she never stops. But once she let's go, she's not coming back.
Catherine can't ever be replaced.
Catherine by Pxtrc March 8, 2018

Catfisher 

an individual (real or fake) who uses the Internet, and in particular, online dating websites to lure people into a scam romance. The general goal of a catfisher is financial gain by developing an online relationship with another person and ultimately asking for money. Besides financial gain, catfishers are sometimes people who prey on others and gain pleasure from online communications and manipulation. You also might hear the terms catfish or catfishing. Catfishing targets both men and women.
Shawn Suleiman is a catfisher.

ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾 

A dramatic trend where people put these in tiktok videos comments
Random commenter:*put something here*
"Them": I'm gonna spread ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾

Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.
Your bedspread is cattywampus

The Battle Cats 

The best mobile game ever created. Created by Ponos, a japanese company.
Bae: Come over
Me: Can't I'm busy
Bae: I'm playing The Battle Cats
Me: *insert picture of someone running*
The Battle Cats by cluckingflurry August 14, 2018