Pinocchio cheese

Lookalike cheese made out of wood.

I was looking forward to eating that cheese but someone has pranked me with Pinocchio Cheese.

It gets everywhere #TravelingPinocchioCheese

by Creative stupidity June 1, 2022

Blue Cheese

(n.) Little lumps of a white cheesy smegma mixed in with blue toilet water cleaner. Usually occurs when your dick is so long that it touch da water.

My boy Eric's dick touch da water. Splash. Splash. Dick head look like a pirate ship sailing the deep blue. Making dat blue cheese, doe.

by ChimmyChummy September 14, 2016

Coochie Cheese

It's when your coochie is just not good. Its yellow, smelly, repulsive. It is very spreadable so kind of like an std. (can be moldy when you're an old lady)

Yooo your girl got coochie cheese watch out or you might get it too.

by Maddythebaddy April 26, 2021

put that in the cheese

a one up, similar to "how bout them apples"

"yesterday i went to the the beach and it rained"

"well yesterday i went to the beach and it was perfect, sunny and breezy. put that in the cheese"

by anonymous August 21, 2024

The Cheese Grater

A dark looming presence over the whole of the furry community, the infamous item expelled bloody from the anus in the most well known piece of furry hentai

James: what’s up with Jeff?
Jerry: he just watched the Cheese Grater
*James walks over to Jeff*
James: I feel your pain

by RaxtusDergy April 17, 2023

Cheese Stick

Nasty as fuck, stop eating this shit

-Haania

This is cheese stick

by Cheesestickhater January 28, 2022

Grilled Cheese

When a man with an unwashed penis (dick cheese) has sex with a woman with a yeast infection (the bread).

Guy 1: Did you hear Josh and Becky had a hookup?
Guy 2: Gross. Sounds like an all-around Grilled Cheese.

by PsychoPiper October 15, 2020